1. Which one of the following did not happen to Miss T. during the past four weeks?
- a) Found lump in breast, had biopsy, turned out to be benign (whew)
- b) Lost father
- c) Lost boy
- d) Fell off bicycle, narrowly missed being run over by light rail train, bloodied body and broke left foot (crutches!)
- e) Won the lottery, received love letter from Robert Pattinson, bought swank apartment in the Marais
2. True or false? September 2009 is the worst month in recent, or even not-so-recent personal history.